Caitlin here.
To the young chap who left this gem on my windshield at the Plano IHOP:
First, I’d like to note that if the parking lot was empty (and it was) as you noted, why did you take the time to express your annoyance at my car being parked in two spaces?
Also, I think you should make use of your clearly limited education, and research proper use of the words your and you’re. They’re not the same thing- I think there is a Friends episode in which Ross clearly defines which word is appropriate in any given case.
I’d like to point out that you must not have a very clear understanding of your own vocabulary because it would be almost impossible for me to be a faggot and a douche bag. That would require me to be a gay man with a vagina. Hmm.
Finally, I know that keying my hot car sounds appealing, since your (notice proper usage) vehicle is probably so old that it doesn’t have keys but I have insurance that insures more than a fender bender that I caused, so a repair would cost me nothing.
Have a lovely evening.
